Posts tagged as 'tube'

This is a Circle Line service to: Where you started.

Oh hai everyone. Remember me? I know, it’s been a while hasn’t it? I’m like that Great Uncle you only ever see at weddings and funerals who knows everything about you but yet you haven’t the foggiest who he is or how he has anything to do with you. All you know is that he is one of the messiest eaters of sausage rolls you’ve ever seen, and he is in dire need of a nasal-hair-trimmer. Well no, I’m not like that at all. I don’t know anything about you, my nose hair hasn’t reached embarrassing lengths yet (although there’s probably more up there than on my brow), and I can pack away a dozen sausage rolls with minimal crumbage. It’s probably the fact I douse them in brown sauce prior to engulfing that binds all the pastry flecks, but back on track, it has been a fair time since ...